Saturday, March 5, 2011

You are a STUD in AIT if ...


Recently I chanced upon to visit my Engg. college AIT, after a long time.
It brought back all those warm memories that I have always cherished close to my heart. All that free time, the vagrancy,the rawness, the vellapanti, the Bakar sessions, the lafandargiri, the Lingos . Yes the lingos there were just to many arbit, bond, term down, back, hyper, senti, cool dude, psyco etc etc. Many of these may seem to be simple English words but their connotations and derivative usages were entirely different. The most used and perhaps the most popular of these lingos was the word STUD.
You may wonder, in what context was this word used, is it used to for :

1. A group of animals, especially horses, kept for breeding.( Well we surely behaved like animals in those days, but naah(neigh) not this)


Or,
2. a large-headed nail or other projection protruding from a surface, usually as decoration. (Not even close)

Or,
3. a man who is virile and sexually active ( Not entirely , but this is the closest)


So the term STUD was basically used to describe someone who had done something out of ordinary(in the eyes of a few obscure fellows), who was a dude to the highest kind, a cousin of 007, or Patrick Henry reincarnated.

To elucidate more on the message I am trying to convey , let me hereby present you with a few examples to make things a little bit clearer.

So, you were considered a STUD in AIT if,

1. You had a girlfriend. (Plain and simple, no questions asked)

2. You could imbibe huge quantities of liquor and still walk back to college from the nearby bar on your own feet. (Commendable)

3. You left all your semester exams , just because you weren’t in a mood.

4. You clear the all the previous semester exams that you had left , along with your present semester exams. (Brilliant)

5. You stay awake all night and sleep the entire day.

6. You have attendance lower than 30 %.

7. You can smoke a pack of cigarette a day and not even cough once.

8. Last night you walked 10Km to come back to college and didn’t use the bus. (Overnight fame)

9. You have not slept for 2 days.

10. You played 8 hours of continuous nonstop Age of Empires-2.

11. You watched 7 movies in a single day.

12. A girl asked you for an assignment and you asked her to go to hell.

13. A girl said ‘Hi’ to you and you didn’t reply.

14. A girl asked you for a lift on you bike and you refused.

15. A girl asked you for a lift on you bike and you agreed.( Confusing!, I know)

16. In your drunken state you go to the gate of girls hostel and yell “ I love you XXX” in the middle of night. (And actually expecting to woo her with this)

17. You stole a book from the library without being caught.

18. You have not taken a shower in a month.

19. You were so high on “Cannabis’ that you slept on Monday and got up on Wednesday.


20. And the best one, if the word STUD is not enough to glorify you or your achievement then you are knighted STUDD, a STUD with a double ‘D’. (ROTFLMAO)



Wow, these were just a few of many that I could recollect in one go.
It may make you wonder, were we crazy back then. Yes we surely were. Did we like this craziness ? Hell yeah, we loved it, it was perhaps the best time at least I ever had. The carefree life that we enjoyed is unparalleled to any big shot job that we might ended up with!

1 comment:

lemasolai said...

u write well.....naice.....make this page public on fb....will make u popular....might even make u king of cool times